From twitter: Elizabeth Windsor ‏@Queen_UK

New Year Resolutions

Epic hangover. Had a Sound of Music fancy dress party at Sandringham to see in the New Year. Camilla misread the invitation for “Sounds of the 70s” and came as Jimmy Saville, which was awkward. The DoE knocked us up a few roast beef and roast potato sandwiches from the leftovers for breakfast to soak up the excess alcohol.
Made a list of one’s New Year resolutions:

Sell Ireland (not to Bono)
Trade in Diamond Jubilee barge for a new Royal Yacht
Look into legislation preventing Paul McCartney from ever performing at national events again
Throw President Obama a rope if he falls off the fiscal cliff
~~Cut down on the gin~~
Buy something for the new Royal baby (maybe Portugal?)
Step up Charles’ work experience – somewhere he can’t do too much harm (Belize?)
Dissolve parliament/sack Cameron/sod it
Remind the French who’s in charge (note to one: check when aircraft carriers will be ready)
Have Camilla repainted